I can do anything with this hair.
Happy 51st (absolutely not true) birthday, Alexandra Elizabeth Kingston! March 11th, 1963 (fuck nope).
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
the fucking 90’s were mad
wtf did i just watched
I remember this so perfectly
These fake commercials were my favorite part of the Amanda Show
Yes, because that worked out so well for me in Amnesia.
*calls you on FaceTime* *looks at myself the whole time*
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.